Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Bald? Be bold!

       Your hair is not what it used to be? Notice how your forehead is getting bigger and your ID photo no longer seems to resemble you as much as it did when you took it? No fear! Look at the bright side (yes, there is  a bright side...actually there are more bright sides than dark).

       Let's take it step by step:


1. Is there anything that you can do about it? Like, really do. There sure are things that you can attempt to try. Like taking "magic pills" , that don't work, or waxing your head with all kinds of solutions (that don't work of course). Or, you can wear a toupee, as many like to call it. Yeah, that will work, and go unnoticed, for like 2 minutes, maybe an hour if it's good. Or even better: get that lighting thingy that you have to brush your hairless head for hours to...nothing.
    So, we can agree that there is nothing that you can do about it, I hope. If not, stop reading and go try one of the "miracles" above.


2. Should you do something about it? Well, believe it or not, there are things that you can do in order to enhance your looks, eventhough you lost most of your hair. The first one would be to shave. Yep! Not daily, but preferably 2-3 times a week. It will give you a sharp, professional look, and when freshly shaved no one will ever know you can't grow hair properly. Think of all the people that have a full head of hair and shave their head just for the looks. People like Michael Jordan, Samuel L. Jackson and Vin Diesel all haven't even began to lose hair when they decided to go for it and shave the melon.


3. You won't believe me until you try it, but after you accepted you are bald, and therefore shaved you head, you will begin to like it. And you know from my other posts that the others are just your mirror. If you are comfortable with yourself, you accept yourself, and you love yourself, others will do the same. In fact, don't believe me! Try it! There is nothing to lose. Shave your head for a few months. If you don't like it, go back to your old looks. Nothing to lose!


4. Use protection. For your head of course. The Sun and the cold will be affecting you much more now that you have nothing to block them. Use hidratating creams to moist the head skin after you shave and don't forget about UV protection.


5. "Do women like bald men?" Yes! Women like bald men! There. Get to work. And if you don''t believe me ask them yourself! The question is equivalent to "Do women like men with mohawks?' Yes! Women love men with mohawks. Even men with emo hairstyle get love. It's not the etiquette that matters. When you go shopping you buy the things you like. Oh! That sounds a bit harsh. What I wanted to say is that there will always be someone to love you, as long as you accept who you are, and if you are bold enough to ask for love! Which is not such a big deal, anyway. Many women want to give their love, but have no one to give it to, just because of men who are too scared to ask for it. YOU ARE A MAN! It is your job to seduce women. If they like you, and trust me, there are, you win. If not...neeext! I've seen some ugly motherfuckers without a penny in their pocket get 10's more than I would have wanted.


6. Give feedback. Tell me ad others about your life. Share and don't forget, bold is sexy, even if you are bald!

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