Thursday, May 30, 2013

Clubbing...aka, Do it now, or regret it tomorrow

       You think too much, you lose it

      Yesterday I went clubbing with my friend. I know, yesterday was wednesday, but there was this party "Tranceylvania", and me and my friend like trance, a lot. What's the point? Let me get to it, then. Since the beginning of the night, my friend started sharing looks with this 9 1/2 chick across the room. He kinda knew her, because he has seem her before, but they never talked. He told me his intentions, so I tried to help him out, like a good wingman I am. So I wanted to go talk to her and play "Have you met my friend?". But he said "No, bro, I got this!" . Well, I dropped the initiative, and let him do his thing. The girl even came closer to him at the ending of the party, just for him to say ...anything. He didn't. The party was getting to an end and the girl left with some other chick, her fat friend, or whatever.

       When we went home and I asked him "Why? Why not ask her name, or anything?" He couldn't answer. No need to say that my friend is hotter than me. He said he "waited". Waited for what? For her to make the first move? Guess what. Those looks she gave him, and her getting closer, right near him...those were the first moves. He could't even make the third and fourth moves.

       Waiting for the right moment

       I am familiar with this "waiting" as well. The truth is that there is no right moment. Or at least, if it exists at all, it doesn't come very often. There is of course a chance that she will trip, and you will be right there to catch her and save her drink as well, and you can then say "Hi". But do you really want to wait until then? Really? Moreover, if the girl makes the first moves, even if they are subtle, you should go for it. I admit it, I could have hooked them up easily, but I trusted he "got it", so I didn't want to mess up his game.
 
       What I am trying to say is that girls who came at the club with their female friends come to meet guys, maybe even get a boyfriend. And her exchanging excessive stares with you and coming near you, slowly, is as forthcoming as a girl (not a slut) will ever be. Of course sluts are good as well. They will come and rub their asses all over your dick, or take you for a striptease pole. And sluts are good for other things, I don't deny their "utility", It depends what you have went in the club for, getting a girlfriend or a one night stand.

       Make a promise to yourself

      When a girl signals you, you have no excuse not to act. None! So I want you to promise to yourself that   the next time you go out you WILL NOT waste a girls time. Think of it this way. If she glances at you for the whole night, and then gets so close to you, for no apparent reason, she invests into you. She invests time in you, and she expects to get "Profit", if you know what I mean *wink*. She could have invested that time in other boys, but she chose you. That tells you that she considers you the perfect match for her in the whole club. Did you ever think of that? That you could be the main attraction for someone you don't even know? It's really sweet!

       So. I want you to share your similar experiences. Tell what she did, and what you didn't, because you "waited". 

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Bald? Be bold!

       Your hair is not what it used to be? Notice how your forehead is getting bigger and your ID photo no longer seems to resemble you as much as it did when you took it? No fear! Look at the bright side (yes, there is  a bright side...actually there are more bright sides than dark).

       Let's take it step by step:


1. Is there anything that you can do about it? Like, really do. There sure are things that you can attempt to try. Like taking "magic pills" , that don't work, or waxing your head with all kinds of solutions (that don't work of course). Or, you can wear a toupee, as many like to call it. Yeah, that will work, and go unnoticed, for like 2 minutes, maybe an hour if it's good. Or even better: get that lighting thingy that you have to brush your hairless head for hours to...nothing.
    So, we can agree that there is nothing that you can do about it, I hope. If not, stop reading and go try one of the "miracles" above.


2. Should you do something about it? Well, believe it or not, there are things that you can do in order to enhance your looks, eventhough you lost most of your hair. The first one would be to shave. Yep! Not daily, but preferably 2-3 times a week. It will give you a sharp, professional look, and when freshly shaved no one will ever know you can't grow hair properly. Think of all the people that have a full head of hair and shave their head just for the looks. People like Michael Jordan, Samuel L. Jackson and Vin Diesel all haven't even began to lose hair when they decided to go for it and shave the melon.


3. You won't believe me until you try it, but after you accepted you are bald, and therefore shaved you head, you will begin to like it. And you know from my other posts that the others are just your mirror. If you are comfortable with yourself, you accept yourself, and you love yourself, others will do the same. In fact, don't believe me! Try it! There is nothing to lose. Shave your head for a few months. If you don't like it, go back to your old looks. Nothing to lose!


4. Use protection. For your head of course. The Sun and the cold will be affecting you much more now that you have nothing to block them. Use hidratating creams to moist the head skin after you shave and don't forget about UV protection.


5. "Do women like bald men?" Yes! Women like bald men! There. Get to work. And if you don''t believe me ask them yourself! The question is equivalent to "Do women like men with mohawks?' Yes! Women love men with mohawks. Even men with emo hairstyle get love. It's not the etiquette that matters. When you go shopping you buy the things you like. Oh! That sounds a bit harsh. What I wanted to say is that there will always be someone to love you, as long as you accept who you are, and if you are bold enough to ask for love! Which is not such a big deal, anyway. Many women want to give their love, but have no one to give it to, just because of men who are too scared to ask for it. YOU ARE A MAN! It is your job to seduce women. If they like you, and trust me, there are, you win. If not...neeext! I've seen some ugly motherfuckers without a penny in their pocket get 10's more than I would have wanted.


6. Give feedback. Tell me ad others about your life. Share and don't forget, bold is sexy, even if you are bald!